
Go kitty go!!! Kill 'em all and let God sort it out :D Bang bang bang! BOOOM!
Alright, time to join you guys in the collective reality we've chosen as the place we meet to do our daily business.
So 2:40 brings another adventure at physio. Gotta be honest I really don't wanna go. They find new and terrible things to subject me foot to. I think the most horrid thing they've made me do to day was the stupid jaccuzi's or whatever the hell you wanna call 'em. First you stick you foot in scalding water and the you have to keep it in there for a whole fucking minute. I mean its boil lobster cooking hot. Then you swing and stick that same foot into a another one, but this one is filled with ice cold mother fucking water. It's like stepping into an ice fishing hole. If you've never been ice fishing. Take my word on it....Fucking cold! So again, sit agony for another minute with your foot stuck in this horrid water. Now one bout of hot and cold counts and one treatment. I had to repeat this stupid process 5 god-damn times. I was ready to hit the woman because I honestly didn't think I could do. And when I was finally free from it. I gotta admit...I was kinda on the pissed side, because not only was it unpleasent in general. My foot hurt like a mother fucker. It was pretty much "You horrid bitch, why would you do that to me?" running through my head. Hahaha, job or not, you totally suck for that.
But I will give her some credit. She the only person who would actually show me with a fake medical foot what bone I'd screwed up and what exactly I had done to it. Ya know...after 7 weeks it was kinda nice to finally know just how badly I had destroyed it. And I must admit I did a fairy fantastic job destruction wise. Like it's healing....but I'm still not suppose to do anything with cuz everything is still fubar. Basically she told me that I'd manged to bash my foot up in a really weird place. Flat out told me that I had sustained an injury where pretty much they never see one...hahaha I rule. So what actually is wrong with it comes down to 3 injuries. I've manged to chip the bone, fracture it, and detach a ligament by tearing the one that ataches to that part of your foot that connects to that part of you foot. Hahaha, I'm truely talented when it comes to stupid ways in hurting your self at seemgly safe or virtually impossible situations.
Again, hahaha. Totally rule :D
P.S. Fuck with the status quo as often as possible cuz really it's a lot of fun >;)

holy sh*t! that treatment sounds like it would hurt!!! no wonder curse words woulld be flowing!!!
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Ya Di, it tottaly sucks :( But ya gotta do what you gotta do. Hahaha, no it's funny that you mentioned it. I never do anything the easy way...haha. I always pick the hardest. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, lol. I think I like a challege...or maybe I'm just a masochist... wall I am one, but ya, haha. I've had a special talent at injuring myself on/with what seem to be completly safe. LOL I got me a genuine talent. Haha, yous you doing these days chicky boo? :D
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